HOW TO WIN THE LOTTO 6/49

Have YOU ever won anything?
If your answer is NO, then pay attention.
Unlike those Nigerian money schemes and
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There have been many people I have known who have tried to win the lottery. They have used methods such as copying down the numbers from previous nights and putting them in a spreadsheet to see if any particular numbers continuously come up. There have been others who have tried using Tarot Cards or locations of constellations to choose their numbers. Some try using their birthdates or important dates to pick their numbers. How many of them have won?

ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THEM!

But now, The Devil You Know is proud to present to you the most foolproof, scientific method for winning the Lotto 6/49 jackpot. And it's only going to cost you some of your time and some of your money. And the best part of it is...

I'M GIVING THIS INFORMATION TO YOU FOR FREE!

Lotto 6/49 works this way: You pick out 6 numbers at random from a list of 49 numbers. You cannot pick the same number twice on the form. Using simple mathematics, we can then claim that the odds of someone choosing the correct six numbers and winning the jackpot are 1 in 13,983,816.

Now, here comes the incredible secret method to winning the jackpot:

You just have to enter 13,983,816 different combinations of numbers!

It sounds simple enough. If you enter every possible combination, you'll win. So, if you were to enter each possible combination and take only one second to enter each combination, it would take you about 162 days to enter all the possible combinations.

But that's not very reasonable. After all, you do need to sleep, eat, go to the bathroom. So, let's add in eight hours for sleeping, eating, and going to the bathroom. Now, your time for entering each combination becomes 243 days. But filling out a six digit combination in one second isn't very reasonable. So, let's change that to ten seconds.

With no sleep, you'll be done in about 1,620 days, or roughly 54 months. Add in the sleep time of eight hours, and it will take you 2,428 days or just over six and a half years. Now, I know, you're thinking that's a lot of time. Well, how much are you making now and how much could you possibly win? You'd win more than you'd make working for a living for 6 and a half years.

Now, the lottery tickets. You'll be filling out six sets of six numbers per sheet. That means you have a total of 2,330,636 sheets to fill out to enter those 13,983,816 different combinations.

If each sheet takes four seconds to scan and print, it will take 107 days to print off all of those tickets, not counting time to change toner cartridges and paper rolls and any possible machine malfunctions and maintenance. And yes, that's also without sleep.

If my math is correct, your tickets should be approximately 233 metres in height when stacked one on top of another. That's taller than many large buildings. I'm not going to tell you how to transport that much paper. I'm doing the math, not the logistics here.

Speaking of math, the monetary cost of this little venture at two dollars a ticket will run you $27,967,632.00 Canadian. Yes, it does seem like a lot of money, but think of it this way: if you win, you can claim that you won the lottery. Sure, there aren't many jackpots that reach this kind of number, so you'll probably see very little, if any, return on your investment. In fact, there's a good chance someone else will have the same winning number you have and you'll have to split any jackpot with them.

But you'll be a WINNER!

Yes, to pay for that winning lottery ticket, it will set you back quite a bit. If you're lucky enough to be making $52,000 a year (and I'm not making that much!), it will take you 538 years of working just to pay for that lottery win.

But you'll still be a WINNER!

There is still one little problem. You'll still have to answer a skill testing question to claim your prize. So, if you don't get that one right, then you get nothing. So bone up on those math skills.

ENJOY FILLING OUT THOSE LOTTERY FORMS!!!



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