Nyah nyah na nyah nyah
I can picture it now. Little children in border towns, standing on their side of the border, calling out to the ones on the other side:
"Our terrorists are more incompetent than yours!"
Seven men were arrested for trying to blow up the Sears Tower. Okay, we figured someone would go after the Sears Tower. But these guys aren't al-Queda operatives. Not even close.
Apparently, they don't have the skills to knock over a liquor store.
Their leader walks around in a cape with a crooked cane. I'm not kidding. Their leader sounds like Flyguy from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. If he has fish in his shoes, I'll become an American and vote him in as President. Because, even though he's a moron for even trying this scheme, he's got to be better than Bush. And Bush just couldn't beat the shoes with fish in them.
If only Kerry had worn the shoes...
"Our terrorists are more incompetent than yours!"
Seven men were arrested for trying to blow up the Sears Tower. Okay, we figured someone would go after the Sears Tower. But these guys aren't al-Queda operatives. Not even close.
Apparently, they don't have the skills to knock over a liquor store.
Their leader walks around in a cape with a crooked cane. I'm not kidding. Their leader sounds like Flyguy from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. If he has fish in his shoes, I'll become an American and vote him in as President. Because, even though he's a moron for even trying this scheme, he's got to be better than Bush. And Bush just couldn't beat the shoes with fish in them.
If only Kerry had worn the shoes...
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