I'm against swinging...

Yesterday, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled that it is now legal for consenting parties to swing.

I'm not supporting this idea. I've been against swinging for a long, long time.

The whole idea of going somewhere, sitting in an uncomfortable seat, holding on to a chain or rope, and being pushed back and forth just doesn't appeal to me. I've never much cared for swinging. The whole moving back-and-forth thing makes my stomach feel really bad.

What's that?

No.

You're kidding, right?

Oh.


OH.


Sorry, wrong kind of swinging...

Somewhere, Austin Powers is smiling.